Clearly borrowing a pair of scissors is considered too cutting edge...

Here's another absurd "elf 'n' safety" story for you...

A woman working in a London library says she was refused the loan of a pair of scissors by an assistant because she "might stab a member of staff". Lorna Watts, 26, told the BBC: "I asked why I couldn't borrow a pair of scissors and she said, 'they are sharp, you might stab me'.

"I then asked to borrow a guillotine to cut up my leaflets but she refused again - because she said I could hit her over the head with it!"

Lorna added: "It's absurd - there are plenty of heavy books I could have hit her with if I wanted to!"

A spokeswoman for the HSE said there was no policy in place on lending sharp implements.
"People know their own workplaces and must carry out their own risk assessments", she said.
"But we do ask workplaces to take a common sense approach. This could be a case of someone misinterpreting the rules."

Well, if Miss Watts didn't want to assault Ms.Jobsworth before her library visit, I bet she does now.